Sucker Poll

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Things that must be removed, just because exist good exponents.

1 - Fruits. The Melon has bit them all.
2 - Music. The world has never recover from Lennon's death.
3 - Movies. The Godfather was the best ever.
4 - Animals. There's no one as the monkey.
5 - Women. Everyone eat Scarlett Johanson's shorts.
6 - Chocolate. Snickers has everything what we need.
7 - Toast. There's anything as "for the world peace".
8 - Weapons. Who has the nuclear bomb, has everything.
9 - Medicine. Viagra is enough to feel great.
10 - Audio & Video formats. If you find something better than Blue Ray, just tell us.
11 - Arms. You'll never got anything better than the right one.
12 - Feelings. When you feel happy, you are complete.
13 - Parents in law. Brothers and sisters are much better than fathers and mothers.
14 - Marital status. If you tried to eat on the sofa, you know that "single" has no competition.
15 - Holidays. Just the "New Year" can transform a year in another.
16 - Fears. The death go on first.
17 - Walls. Chineses has the biggest.
18 - Warnings. "Do not accept anything from strangers" is the most used.
19 - Messiah. Jesus is the most popular, and has great powers too.
20 - Suckers. You'll know who are the greatest.